I was at the mall yesterday thinking about buying a pair of jeans. I didn’t buy anything. Here’s why:
I never realized the Philippines was so poor we had to resort to making draperies into jeans. Yes it worked for Maria Von Trap but it will not work for us.
See that woman’s feet on the lower left corner. She was checking the jeans out. I had to hit her on the head to stop her from committing fashion suicide. See, I’m a good citizen!
Reminds me of an oversized bandana.
Vomit inspired jeans underneath Blood and Brain Matter.
Rotten Moldy Eggs.
And last but not least….
If I was hit by a ten-wheeler on a rainy day, it would look like this. See the tire tracks on this one? Such detailed work!