I was at the mall yesterday thinking about buying a pair of jeans. I didn’t buy anything. Here’s why:
I never realized the Philippines was so poor we had to resort to making draperies into jeans. Yes it worked for Maria Von Trap but it will not work for us.
See that woman’s feet on the lower left corner. She was checking the jeans out. I had to hit her on the head to stop her from committing fashion suicide. See, I’m a good citizen!
Reminds me of an oversized bandana.
Vomit inspired jeans underneath Blood and Brain Matter.
Rotten Moldy Eggs.
And last but not least….
If I was hit by a ten-wheeler on a rainy day, it would look like this. See the tire tracks on this one? Such detailed work!
They truly depict ‘fugly’ as in f*ckin’ ugly!!!! Gak!!!!
Comment by Pia — June 18, 2005 @ 4:44 am
Oh my goodness! What ugly jeans!
Comment by Vix — June 18, 2005 @ 4:45 am
Nice blog template!
Comment by bacchus_3 — June 19, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. dude.. ive seen fugly jeans.. but those we’re just friggin out of this world ugly!!! i dunno.. fugly doesn’t even come close to what those look like! shit… i will seriously kill people who would ever buy those jeans. AWW MAN..shit.. argghh.. now that vision will haunt me forever. gee.. thanks sis.
Comment by Sunshine — September 6, 2005 @ 3:59 pm